Wampum

I'm getting a chuckle out of the somewhat self-inflicted vapors of some bloggers over the Clinton campaign's lastest paid media outlay -- the 3am ad. If "it" happens while the kids are awake, then either (a) Canada has just invaded, or (b) Uruguay is melting. Most of the world is many, many time zones away from where ever one is. My wake-up in Delhi skype home was to MB at bed time, and my bed time skype home always caught MB making coffee and toast. Between us in timezones is either Pakistan melting or shedding its own murderous cowboy, Afghanistan in bloom (poppies) or boom (not), Iran, the former Soviet-stans, some wicked interesting, the Persian Gulf, the Zionist Entity, Moscow, and the European Market. Looking the other way, also into every North American's night-time dreams, is Burma, Beijing, Indonesia, the Asian Market, and just as much pre-dawn fun. Did I forget North Korea???

Here's a game to play. It's 3pm and the phone rings in the Oval. Where is "it" and what is "it".

Points for originality and verve.