Olmert Captured
Edud Olmert was taken prisioner this morning by Chinese police at BaDaLing Great Wall. Mr. Olmert is wanted for questioning by the courts investigating financial irregularities and is the target of a criminal investigation. According to a spokeswoman, Mr. Olmert had a map marked with a route to the North Korean border in his possession, and remarked when apprehended that he'd simply gotten distracted after a moving performance at the Beijing Opera the previous evening.
Mr. Olmert is also wanted by authorities in the Hague.
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