Jesus' General, of course, even if it is heresy to call his blog "humorous," as he has oft repeated, he is DAMNED SERIOUS about the Khristian Kultural Klash and Spartan rasslin', too, dammit!
I am unsure of why The General Jesus is being attacked by the elitist left elite media of elitism and implying that his blog is one of humor. The General is a man of serious consequences and his blog is one of consequences that are serious! I vote for the General in the most Important blog category.
And may God be with you as you cast your vote!
FAFBLOG
"This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and that time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. It is the Fafblog." - Fafnir
The man who, by listening endlessly to 'La Marseillaise'
played backward, cracked the code of our enemies and who brings it on every single day, The General.
General J.C. Christian is the most genuine Faux Conservative on the internets. Exit polls are predicting that Diebold will elect Jesus' General "The Most Humorous Blog" in a clear (and purely heterosexual, of course!) man-date.
General J.C. Christian is the most genuine Faux Conservative on the internets. Exit polls are predicting that Diebold will elect Jesus' General "The Most Humorous Blog" in a clear (and purely heterosexual, of course!) man-date.
I don't know about most humorous (although he is regularly very funny), but The Rude Pundit deserves recognition for his consistently dead-on dissections and analyses of the non-stop insanity spewed forth by the neo-cons. Would someone in the Democratic Party machine PLEASE pay attention to this man!?!
My vote, of course, if for the General. And for anyone who doesn't vote for his eminent Heteosexualness, he has friends in low places i.e. NSA kind of places. You have been warned!
Because Cletis appears to be spreading the idea that the "Official Online Organ of the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution" is humorous (and the rumor that the General is something less than 110% heterosexual), I must therefore cast my vote for Jesus' General so that when he wins this horrible lie-brul award, he can come in all of his glory and enlighten you of his kkkonservative ways! Please never listen to Cletis again; he's nothing but a damned liar!
Tbogg. Go read the post "Just put it down anywhere." More snark per square inch than anyone on the internets. The man ought to have a warning label at the top of his page, Put all beverages down NOW
Comments
the general
Posted by: thingwarbler | March 20, 2006 11:47 PM
My vote: Jesus' General!
Posted by: Darryl | March 20, 2006 11:48 PM
Another Rude vote for His Rudeness, The Rude Pundit
Posted by: neurophius | March 21, 2006 12:35 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: coturnix | March 21, 2006 12:44 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: D. Waite | March 21, 2006 12:47 AM
It's the General, Sir!
Posted by: PeWi | March 21, 2006 12:57 AM
Jesus' General, for he is the most heterosexual.
Posted by: mentata | March 21, 2006 01:05 AM
Rude Pundit
Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor | March 21, 2006 01:22 AM
Michael Berube
MKK
Posted by: Mary Kay | March 21, 2006 01:23 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Primordial Ooze | March 21, 2006 01:27 AM
Whoa -- I better vote for ourselves before the General lets his heterosexuality go to his head. Sadly, No!
Posted by: Sadly, No! | March 21, 2006 01:45 AM
jesus' general
Posted by: TeddySanFran | March 21, 2006 01:48 AM
Dependable Renegade
Posted by: steve O | March 21, 2006 01:50 AM
The General is NOT a homosexual. Cletis is a damn liar! I mean, I'm voting for him- The General, not Cletis.
Posted by: Joe Don Martin | March 21, 2006 01:51 AM
Jesus' General, of course, even if it is heresy to call his blog "humorous," as he has oft repeated, he is DAMNED SERIOUS about the Khristian Kultural Klash and Spartan rasslin', too, dammit!
Posted by: Anntichrist S. Coulter | March 21, 2006 01:59 AM
The General.
Not just damn funny, but damn effective.
Posted by: Goldy | March 21, 2006 02:13 AM
The General
Posted by: l-eap | March 21, 2006 02:38 AM
I am unsure of why The General Jesus is being attacked by the elitist left elite media of elitism and implying that his blog is one of humor. The General is a man of serious consequences and his blog is one of consequences that are serious! I vote for the General in the most Important blog category.
And may God be with you as you cast your vote!
SportsManly Yours...
Philbert Suggs
Posted by: philbert suggs | March 21, 2006 03:18 AM
Jesus' General hands down. I mean hands up ..err down, up, down
...oops
Posted by: Griffon | March 21, 2006 03:27 AM
fafblog!
Posted by: the amazing kim | March 21, 2006 03:38 AM
Rude Pundit
Posted by: pinkko | March 21, 2006 03:47 AM
Since, unlike John McCain, he has not ask me to cast my straw poll vote for George W. Bush then my inner-Frenchman must vote for Jesus' General.
Posted by: WeCanFixThisMess | March 21, 2006 03:51 AM
Michael Berube'
Posted by: bamaky | March 21, 2006 03:51 AM
Since, unlike John McCain, he has not ask me to cast my straw poll vote for George W. Bush then my inner-Frenchman must vote for Jesus' General.
Posted by: WeCanFixThisMess | March 21, 2006 03:54 AM
The General, by all that is good and holy in America.
Posted by: Bob Barsanti | March 21, 2006 05:22 AM
Jesus' General.
Amen.
Allen McDonald, El GalloviejoŽ
Posted by: Allen McDonald, El GalloviejoŽ | March 21, 2006 05:59 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: jcrit | March 21, 2006 07:42 AM
The General.
Posted by: PZ Myers | March 21, 2006 07:42 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Gordon | March 21, 2006 08:00 AM
An 11 on the manly scale of humorous blogs! The General.
Posted by: Frank Grimes | March 21, 2006 08:02 AM
The Poor Man!
Posted by: John | March 21, 2006 08:03 AM
RP baby!
Posted by: mush | March 21, 2006 08:13 AM
The General all the way!
Posted by: Mike Tidmus | March 21, 2006 08:20 AM
Dependable Renegade
Posted by: lilnubber | March 21, 2006 08:21 AM
Jesus General
Posted by: Dick Stapleton | March 21, 2006 08:22 AM
Jesus General
Sir General Sir!
Posted by: ED Beckmann | March 21, 2006 08:25 AM
Jesus General
Posted by: Cecilia | March 21, 2006 08:43 AM
Norbizness
Posted by: Michelle | March 21, 2006 08:46 AM
We salute The General
Posted by: nannerb | March 21, 2006 08:52 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: jobsanger | March 21, 2006 09:03 AM
FAFBLOG
"This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and that time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. It is the Fafblog." - Fafnir
Posted by: SHKMERULI CHICKEN | March 21, 2006 09:03 AM
The General
Posted by: sallyjo | March 21, 2006 09:04 AM
Fafblog
Posted by: Unstable Isotope | March 21, 2006 09:08 AM
Sadly, No! (a subsidiary of SadNo Enterprises GmbH)
Posted by: Yosef | March 21, 2006 09:15 AM
Since I can't vote for my favorite, World ') Crap, I'll assign my vote to TBogg.
Posted by: skank | March 21, 2006 09:16 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Jackie_O | March 21, 2006 09:16 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: MzNicky | March 21, 2006 09:21 AM
Norbiz
Posted by: Roxanne | March 21, 2006 09:43 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: actor212 | March 21, 2006 09:59 AM
The General.
Dread.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Dread | March 21, 2006 10:05 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Ronald Cantrell | March 21, 2006 10:21 AM
Fafblog!
Posted by: Montag | March 21, 2006 10:25 AM
Vee vould like to vote for zee General, si vous plait.
Posted by: funluvn | March 21, 2006 10:27 AM
Dependable Renegade - go, watertigress
Posted by: oltex | March 21, 2006 10:28 AM
Fafblog!, for all that is holy!
Posted by: Nicholas Beaudrot | March 21, 2006 10:34 AM
dependable renegade
Posted by: glory,la | March 21, 2006 10:39 AM
dependable renegade
Posted by: glory,la | March 21, 2006 10:44 AM
It is my duty to vote for my commanding officer, General J.C. Christian, Patriot. Long may he wave!
Posted by: John West | March 21, 2006 10:44 AM
Jesus General ~ for all that is right with the world
Posted by: popin-in | March 21, 2006 10:47 AM
General J.C. Christian, Heterosexual Patriot
Posted by: jco | March 21, 2006 10:53 AM
The man who, by endlessly playing 'La Marseillaise'
backward, cracked the code of our enemies and who brings it on every single day, The General.
Posted by: stinkeye | March 21, 2006 10:57 AM
The man who, by listening endlessly to 'La Marseillaise'
played backward, cracked the code of our enemies and who brings it on every single day, The General.
Posted by: stinkeye | March 21, 2006 11:01 AM
Fools! These are not the blogs you are looking for.
Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness.
In your heart, you know he's right.
Posted by: Skott Klebe | March 21, 2006 11:03 AM
Michael Berube
Posted by: Ann Bartow | March 21, 2006 11:03 AM
Norbizness!
Posted by: comandante agi | March 21, 2006 11:07 AM
Norbizness.
Posted by: Otto Man | March 21, 2006 11:20 AM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Cass | March 21, 2006 11:20 AM
Without a doubt, Dependable Renegade
Posted by: cek | March 21, 2006 11:21 AM
Dependable Renegade -- always brightens my day.
Posted by: Mike Bourgeois | March 21, 2006 11:24 AM
Norbizness
(What's with all the votes for Jesus' General? I thought these awards for progressive blogs, not backwater, fundamentalist Mormon blogs.)
Posted by: TravisG | March 21, 2006 11:25 AM
tbogg
Posted by: scott pilutik | March 21, 2006 11:32 AM
tbogg. He's done some great work this year.
Posted by: jnfr | March 21, 2006 11:33 AM
The Poor Man...just so he gets more than one vote :)
Posted by: Lyagushka | March 21, 2006 11:34 AM
Fafblog
Posted by: ScottM | March 21, 2006 11:40 AM
The Poor Man
Posted by: CJB | March 21, 2006 11:43 AM
Another Jew for Jesus' General...
Posted by: Nomi | March 21, 2006 11:44 AM
Who could possibly hazard the pits of hell by voting for anyone other than Jesus's General?
Posted by: lorin11 | March 21, 2006 11:45 AM
Jesus' General!
Posted by: phoenix | March 21, 2006 11:45 AM
Dependable Renegade, with Watertiger, Mistress of the Snark.
Posted by: Tengrain | March 21, 2006 11:45 AM
Who could possibly hazard the pits of hell by voting for anyone other than Jesus's General?
Posted by: lorin11 | March 21, 2006 11:47 AM
Our fearless leader commands that I vote for Jesus' General
Posted by: puddingstone | March 21, 2006 11:56 AM
Sir! Another vote for Jesus' General! Regardless of what Cletus says.
Posted by: Rev. Mike | March 21, 2006 11:58 AM
Jesus General, J. C. Christian, patriot
Posted by: melior (in Austin) | March 21, 2006 11:59 AM
Fafblog
Posted by: ScottM | March 21, 2006 12:00 PM
Jesus' General
Posted by: pansauce | March 21, 2006 12:04 PM
Sir, Jesus' General, Sir!
Posted by: Karl | March 21, 2006 12:08 PM
Dependable Renegade makes me blow coffee out my nose on a regular basis. It must be the one.
Posted by: kpao | March 21, 2006 12:10 PM
Dependable Renegade
Posted by: watou | March 21, 2006 12:10 PM
Jesus' General
Posted by: pansauce | March 21, 2006 12:19 PM
dependable renegade! watertiger roars!
Posted by: Daryl | March 21, 2006 12:21 PM
General J.C. Christian is the most genuine Faux Conservative on the internets. Exit polls are predicting that Diebold will elect Jesus' General "The Most Humorous Blog" in a clear (and purely heterosexual, of course!) man-date.
Posted by: The Reverend Ronald Simms | March 21, 2006 12:24 PM
General J.C. Christian is the most genuine Faux Conservative on the internets. Exit polls are predicting that Diebold will elect Jesus' General "The Most Humorous Blog" in a clear (and purely heterosexual, of course!) man-date.
Posted by: The Reverend Ronald Simms | March 21, 2006 12:28 PM
The General! Mon dieu!
Posted by: blogenfreude | March 21, 2006 12:30 PM
Sir, Jesus' General, Sir!
Posted by: Karl | March 21, 2006 12:32 PM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Steve S | March 21, 2006 12:35 PM
Tbogg. The man has been on fire this year.
Besides, the wingers HATE him. 'Course, they may hate all these blogs, but, there you go, you go with what you know.
Posted by: Jake - but not the one | March 21, 2006 12:39 PM
Oh, Sadly, No, please!
Posted by: Ted Gideon | March 21, 2006 12:47 PM
Dependable Renegade...a safe place to vent spleen!
Posted by: xristim | March 21, 2006 12:48 PM
Dependable Renegade
Posted by: B. Muse/ The Southern Dem | March 21, 2006 12:53 PM
Dependable Renegade
Posted by: B. Muse/ The Southern Dem | March 21, 2006 12:57 PM
I don't know about most humorous (although he is regularly very funny), but The Rude Pundit deserves recognition for his consistently dead-on dissections and analyses of the non-stop insanity spewed forth by the neo-cons. Would someone in the Democratic Party machine PLEASE pay attention to this man!?!
Posted by: Frits Hooterman | March 21, 2006 01:04 PM
If it's not Norbizness, it's CRAP!
Posted by: HWRNMNBSOL | March 21, 2006 01:05 PM
Fafblog
Posted by: Man Eegee | March 21, 2006 01:10 PM
Dependable Renegade!
Posted by: JaneAustin | March 21, 2006 01:18 PM
Jesus General, of course
Posted by: seajane | March 21, 2006 01:22 PM
Wonderful watertiger at Dependable Renegade.
Always the perfect words for every occasion.
Posted by: zennurse | March 21, 2006 01:25 PM
Rude Pundit
Posted by: 2cents | March 21, 2006 01:40 PM
My vote, of course, if for the General. And for anyone who doesn't vote for his eminent Heteosexualness, he has friends in low places i.e. NSA kind of places. You have been warned!
Posted by: Pvc. Canuk (2nd class) | March 21, 2006 01:50 PM
Because Cletis appears to be spreading the idea that the "Official Online Organ of the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution" is humorous (and the rumor that the General is something less than 110% heterosexual), I must therefore cast my vote for Jesus' General so that when he wins this horrible lie-brul award, he can come in all of his glory and enlighten you of his kkkonservative ways! Please never listen to Cletis again; he's nothing but a damned liar!
Posted by: Batman 1970 | March 21, 2006 02:12 PM
Tbogg. Go read the post "Just put it down anywhere." More snark per square inch than anyone on the internets. The man ought to have a warning label at the top of his page, Put all beverages down NOW
Posted by: mrstrailerco | March 21, 2006 02:12 PM
norbiz
Posted by: randall | March 21, 2006 02:13 PM
fafblog
Posted by: Gene Perry | March 21, 2006 02:24 PM
HPFST with Norbizness
Posted by: oyster | March 21, 2006 02:27 PM
Vote Sadly, No!or they will send the kittens!
Posted by: Nancy in Detroit | March 21, 2006 02:28 PM
Jesus' General. Not only for his work but for his comments section. These people are truly doing the LORDS WORK!
Posted by: Jacqrat | March 21, 2006 02:30 PM
The general
Posted by: Petur | March 21, 2006 02:32 PM
Dependable Renegade
Posted by: marian | March 21, 2006 02:33 PM
JG
Posted by: greymatters | March 21, 2006 02:36 PM
Hugh Hewitt. What? Oh, Sorry!
Jesus General.
Posted by: Akatabi | March 21, 2006 02:50 PM
Jesus General
Definately the Best
Posted by: Mike Meyer | March 21, 2006 02:52 PM
Jesus' General. He put DovBear on his blogroll...
Posted by: 4jkb4ia | March 21, 2006 02:58 PM
Fafblog! Which, after all, is the world's only source for fafblog
Posted by: StlInquirer | March 21, 2006 02:59 PM
Sadly, No!
Posted by: celticgirl | March 21, 2006 03:17 PM
Rude Pundit
Posted by: bitchphd | March 21, 2006 03:22 PM
Jesus General. The Man Commands, commands I say, Respect.
Posted by: suezboo | March 21, 2006 03:23 PM
I'm a "not man", but I want to vote anyway, for Jesus General.
Posted by: cheryl | March 21, 2006 03:51 PM
Jesus' General
Posted by: Lou Lewis | March 21, 2006 03:54 PM
fafblog, with all due apolgies to the General.
Posted by: Evil Parallel Universe | March 21, 2006 03:58 PM
Sandly, No. But only the Seb posts.
Alright, I guess I'll include Brad and Gavin, too.
Posted by: Vladi G | March 21, 2006 04:00 PM