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Space Aliens from Area 51? Shoe Bomber Clone Swarms? There has to be something that will sell the NSA hit on those bastards in State and Langley. Junior is past his sell-by date, so if it comes to that, he'll do...

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Maybe it's me - I'll admit that I don't really understand the workings of a shoe bomb (which should cause most of you to be relieved ;) but
I'm still trying to picture a shoe bomber (like that oh-so-handsome Richard Reed fellow) lighting his toe afire, likely blowing both his friggen feet off in the process - then running on bloody stumps through the freshly-made hole in the cockpit to overtake the pilots who still have all their hands and feet. Bleeding and footless with passengers and air marshals at his heels; oops - - he wouldn't HAVE any heels by then, would he? - - he would expertly fly the plane into a tall building......?

I JUST DON'T THINK SO!

Hey Cheney - you got got some splainin' to do.

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