Two Injuns Guest Bloggum SOTUm...
Hangs Around The Fort and Stands With A Fish have taken overum Wampum tonight. Will be bloggum big talk of Great White Father.
Hangs: Can't we just watch hoops? UCONN is playing PITT, and if we don't make too much noise the neighbors won't know we're rooting for the Foxwoods team.
Stands: Damn. UConn's up four - too close for comfort, eh? Great White Father Speaks now.
Stands: SCOTUS arrives. He Who Like To Strip Search Papoose now sits with eight other White Fathers. And one woman who thinks Jews okay in Israel, Injuns bad in NY.
Hangs: Looks like"Hand Out Day" at the mission now. Pass the cheese wheel.
Stands: Sound like they've hired ten guys to clap continuously in the background. White Father kisses Second Wife. First Wife not happy.
Hangs: Chief Denny has hatchet ready, just in case.
Stands: Less than two minutes, Jonah demands we go back to Noggin. I don't blame him.
Hangs: One hundred years from now, King George the IXth will still be bringing up 9/11.
Great White Father: Half the world are democracies... the other half house our torture chambers.
GWF: "They're coming...they're coming...they're coming"
Stands: GWF talking about oppressing... Time read up on Korematsu...
Stands: "Rooting out corruption and building a strong economy" Oh, GWF speakum of Iraqum.
Stands: Joementum (no Injun speakum needed there) stands alone. With or without gefilte fish.
Stands: Ooooh, GWF names new superterrorist: BinLadenZarqawi
[Checking UConn score during clap-fest]
GWF: Saudis are gaining freedom. Women can't drive cars, but can ride horses, like us.
GWF: Spreading disease and fighting hope? Watch out for those blankets, Iraqis.
Hangs: Africans. Its their turn.
Hangs: Patriot Act: It's not just for terrorists anymore!
[Now Kezzie wants PBS Sprout. Guest bloggers booted out of studio....]
Update: We were forced for finish this via Wonkette, my reading to Eric while he removed children's guts, ribs and toes.
Wonkette:
9:57 PM "Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research - human cloning in all its forms … creating or implanting embryos for experiments … creating human-animal hybrids" OMG HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS! BUSH SAYS NO TO WEREWOLVES. HEAR THAT CONGRESS? The man is taking a stand. To repeat: Hybrid cars: Good. Hybrid human-animals: Bad.Do not clone Jack Abramoff.
Eric: Why? Is Jack Abramoff part human?
Comments
"Stands: Joementum (no Injun speakum needed there) stands alone. With or without gefilte fish."
Oh, snap!
Posted by: Mark Spittle | January 31, 2006 09:44 PM
Where are the Nahua demons when you need them? Maybe sacrificing some 12 year old girls to the sun god would help the country.
Bush wants a line item veto. This court would probably give it to him (stare decisis my ass). What constraints could congress put on him, if he could just nix the parts of any bill he doesn't like.
Posted by: shargash | February 1, 2006 12:34 AM
Now THAT is some funny shit. Thank you for making me feel better about last night's travesty. I wish I had been watching with you guys.
Posted by: Waco | February 1, 2006 08:05 AM
What do you suppose that the next Abramhoff will charge for Bush to exercise or not exercise his line item veto - will they hold an auction?
Posted by: Salmo | February 1, 2006 08:38 AM