CME-24 (aka BlackWorm Hostile Payload Scheduled to Activate Feb 3)

"There are two types of computer users in the world...those that have lost data, and those that are going to."
Bill Hassell, circa 1972
Mental retardation is not limited to the inner circle of the Bush Regime. Every company in the anti-viral industry has given this worm a handle, hence the need for a "Common Malware Enumeration" value. The worm spreads via e-mail attachments or file shares. Once a system in your network is infected, it will try to infect all shared file systems it has access to. You may see a new "zip file" icon on your desktop. It will then disable most anti virus products and delete them. The worm will e-mail itself using a variety of extensions and file names. It will also add itself to the list of auto-start programs in your registry. However, before you call "help", call your Senator and explain that there is no choice concerning Choice. If you live in Pennsylvania you get the privilege of an extra call to Bob Casey, and the same text you use for Spector and Santorum is good enough for Casey.
Here's your AV contacts:
And then there is Microsoft.F-Secure: Nyxem.E
Grisoft: Worm/Generic.FX
H+BEDV: Worm/KillAV.GR
Kaspersky: Email-Worm.Win32.Nyxem.e (recommended for the quality of their exposition)
McAfee: W32/MyWife.d@MM
Norman: W32/Small.KI
Panda: W32/Tearec.A.worm
Sophos: W32/Nyxem-D
Symantec: W32.Blackmal.E@mm
TrendMicro: WORM_GREW.A
I'll provide updates if there is any interest. If the worm's author had any sense s/he'd have made the payload active around 1 April, and catch lotsa tax returns in prep while looking like a weenie joke. In the network operational community we're catching the infected boxen that report to the known tick boxes and sending the infected addrs lists back to the ISPs (grouped by the ISP's ASN), in the belief that the ISPs (and ASPs and corporate operators) will do the right thing. Ha!
I was on the phone for three-quarters of an hour today taking a call from a reporter from the WSJ and only about 60 seconds was on CME-24. I'm partial to the Blackadder series, hence the slightly associative image.