WMD found!
A Japanese research team announced the find of a WMD "in perfect working condition" today. The Japanese were excavating a suspected WMD interment site at Dahshur North. The Wrapped Man Down (WMD) displays the characteristic "blue hue" signature (see photo) of the Iraqi Ba'athist temporal displacement development related program. At points during the temporal offset, initially determined to be between 3500 to 4000 years prior to the chronological present, Northern Egypt and the as yet undisclosed launch point in Iraq occupy the same (absolute corrected geocentric) locations, usually once eacy rotation of the Earth.
Iraqi-Ba'ath Wrapped Man Down
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The signifigance of today's announcement is that this is the closest the Iraqi Ba'athist temporal displacement development related program is known to have gotton to 4004 BC, the Date of Creation, in the pursuit of Saddam Hussein's insane plan to kill or maim Jehovah. In Washington City, the Senior Republican Strategist commented that the capabilities of the Syrian Ba'ath temporal displacement development related program are as yet unknown, but that in defense of God, rapid response excevation teams and shovels of unusual dimension were being assembled at various points in the Eastern Mediterranian, and that Creation, and Creationism, would be protected until the End of Days.
Posted by EBW at January 24, 2005 07:28 AM
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